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As a response to potential threats to U.S. representatives on domestic and foreign soil, and to ensure survivability under a wide variety of both known and unpredictable circumstances, CINC.COV.OPS and the Committee have deemed it of vital interest to national security to develop a consumable source of liquid clean energy.

This liquid (Code Name: KILL CLIFF) can benefit the populace at large by potentially serving as an ORN (”only required nutrition,” as defined in LCO internal publication 5326/70.2), a single product capable of sustaining human life indefinitely in the event of deliberate sabotage or a global natural catastrophe such as malicious microorganisms spawning a virulent contagion (see CINC.VOIDC-119.OPS).

Specifications:123

• 1. Contains broad spectrum nutritional components (a “universal food”)123


• 2. Provides sources of energy akin to modern “sports drinks” but with far greater effectiveness. 123


• 3. Is made entirely of natural products with no questionable additives such as sugar, high-fructose corn syrup, sodium benzoate, 123


• 4. Has an extremely likable taste that will motivate users (ie. shoes and goon squad) to consume it, 123

It is our belief that with our nation's best and brightest minds from Special Ops and financial resources of $5,000,000,000.00 this product can be developed within six to twelve months. There

It is of vital national and international interest 123 that prior to potential global panic KILL CLIFF not be identified as far superior to traditional energy drinks as the collapse of Pepsi, Co., Coca-Cola, asdf ,asdf ,asdf ,asdf ,asdf (among others) could have global economic consequences.

Because of the undeniable superior taste and performance, inventory may be difficult to maintain in physical market placements. In order to ensure supplies remain during stressed conditions (ie. pandemic), Agency will support distribution through the information superhighway when critical mass achieved.

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BY: J.J. Marti

March 2, 2019

ULTIMATE CLEAN ENERGY DRINK TO SUSTAIN HUMAN POPULATION?

You never know what you are going to find when you search formerly classified government documents stored in a rusty footlocker in an abandoned warehouse. One's curiosity is seldom rewarded, save for the occasional federal memo signed by a future occupant of the White House.

But imagine my surprise when I opened a crisp and browning manila envelope and withdrew the incredible testimony you see before you…given the craziness in the world right now, seems an incredible possible discovery.

× Editor's note: As a pro-life organization, we are concerned about all threats to innocent human life, including China's dangerous exports.

The news that Chinese toothpaste brands sold in Panama, the Dominican Republic, and Australia contained diethylene glycol, a highly toxic chemical used in engine coolants, came as a shock to U.S. health officials. It shouldn't have. Lack of Safety Controls

China, as anyone who has lived there knows, has virtually no safety controls on food and drugs, At the same time, it is in the midst of a no-holds-barred drive to increase its exports, and is heavily subsidizing its manufacturers to ship container loads of cheap goods of all kinds to the U.S. and other overseas markets. As a result, over the past few years, China has stealthily become the second-largest supplier of foreign toothpaste — and many other questionable food and drug products — to the U.S. market. Can the FDA Handle the Job?

U.S. health officials responded by pledging to check all shipments of toothpaste coming from China. We have even offered to send inspectors to China. (An offer that China quickly rejected.) But why should the Food and Drug Administration — and ultimately the US. taxpayer — have to beat the entire burden of testing suspect Chinese made food and drugs at all?

As a practical matter, the FDA is no more capable of inspecting the flood of Chinese imports than the Border Patrol is capable of containing the flood of illegal immigrants. Take food imports, for example. Right now, 25,000 shipments arrive on our shores from China and other countries every single day. David Acheson, recently named to the new job of FDA commissioner for food protection, told the Baltimore Sun: “Right now, we inspect 1 percent of food imports. If we were to inspect 2 percent, would that problem go away? I don't think so.”

The FDA was not able to stop the recent poisoning of American pets, for example. Unscrupulous Chinese exporters had sold wheat flour laced with a deadly chemical, melamine, to the United States. Some was sold as livestock feed. Other shipments found their way into American dog and cat food, killing or sickening thousands of animals and leading to the recall of more than 100 brands of pet food. American citizens, rather than their pets, could easily be the next victims. A Better Way

If the goal is to keep out harmful Chinese products, there is a better way. Why not just ban all shipments of suspect food and drugs from China until the Chinese government itself proves that its products are safe? After all, this is exactly what China does to us. A single case of mad cow disease in 2003 led China to ban all U.S. beef imports. This ban remains in place today, long after temporary bans put in place by other countries have been lifted. To put it another way, China plays hardball in its trade with the U.S., while we play tiddlywinks.

Putting the burden of proof on Beijing will, of course, unavoidably reveal certain truths about our Chinese trading “partners.” Chief among these truths is the fact that corrupt and profit-driven Chinese officials are not only unwilling but fundamentally unable to ensure that all of their exports meet international standards. Poisoned toothpaste, tainted wheat and baby bibs laced with lead (another recent scare) are not just the products of individual Chinese factories, they are the products of the Chinese system. China's Standards

U.S. officials are said to be concerned about “China's standards,” and are pushing for more written codes and regulatory inspections. This would all be risible were Americas health not at stake. The truth is that China has no standards worthy of the name. What it does have is a pervasive culture of corruption that makes it possible for virtually any official, up to and including the head of China's FDA, to be bribed.

Two-thirds of the Chinese people are reportedly worried about food safety. As well they should be. Outlook Weekly, an official publication, admitted recently that most of China's 450,000 food makers operate outside the law. Over 60 percent neither conduct mandatory safety tests nor have the ability to do so, while a full third do not even have a government license. Although the publication ducked the question, it is not difficult to see how this came about: In a culture of corruption the existence of regulations and required inspections is only relevant in that it enables officials to charge more for their venality. China's Claims

Despite massive problems with food safety, the Chinese government blandly claims that only 196 people died of food poisoning in 2006, By way of comparison, the comparable number for the U.S., according to the Centers for Disease Control, is 5,000. (See CDC, http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/eid/vol5no5/mead.htm). Given that the U.S. population is only a quarter of China's, and that its system of food handling and inspections is vastly more safe and sophisticated, the real number of deaths for China is probably on the order of 100,000. The fact that Chinese government statistics, where they are published at all, are unreliable further underlines the fundamental dishonesty that permeates the system. Hu Jintao's Decision

What are we to make of President Hu Jintao's decision to execute the disgraced head of China's Food and Drug Administration, Zheng Xiaoyu? Some would argue that this indicates that the Communist Party leadership is finally getting serious about cleaning up the nation's food and drug supply. That, of course, is precisely what we are supposed to think. In reality, it was Zheng's misfortune to come to trial precisely when American pets were sickening and dying, Any other time, and an official as senior as Zheng, who had taken less than a million dollars in bribes — chump change by Chinese standards — would have simply been jailed. But as it was, he will be sacrificed in order to protect China's exports.

Most Americans don't understand that China's economic growth depends heavily on exports, particularly to the United States. Domestic consumption within China is suppressed — the Chinese people are not allowed to buy most of the products produced for export — which in turn pushes the savings rate up to an incredible 25 percent or so. This money is then reinvested in new factories, technology, anti-production lines, all of which results in even more goods for export. This China Economic Model, as it might be called, has produced the highest growth rates ever registered for a developing country. Sometime during this year or the next, China's total exports will surpass those of the United States. China is well on its way to becoming the world's most wealthy and powerful country. The Next Step?

A boycott of Chinese-made goods by American consumers, however, might just derail China's export-driven growth at this critical juncture. And repeated food and drug scares might prompt just such a boycott. By executing Zheng Xiaoyu, China hopes to convince the world that, one day soon, it will begin playing by the rules.

Don't count on it.

Let China prove its food and drugs are safe for export, or let it keep and consume them at home.

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The video has been viewed more than 2.2 million times, according to data from social media analyst CrowdTangle. It was reposted by 20 verified Instagram users, and more than 50 other users.

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× BEIJING — China is pushing a new theory about the origins of the coronavirus: It is an American disease that might have been introduced by members of the United States Army who visited Wuhan in October.

There is not a shred of evidence to support that, but the notion received an official endorsement from China's Ministry of Foreign Affairs, whose spokesman accused American officials of not coming clean about what they know about the disease.

The intentional spreading of an unfounded conspiracy theory — which recirculated on China's tightly controlled internet on Friday — punctuated a downward spiral in relations between the two countries that has been fueled by the basest instincts of officials on both sides.

× Federal Funding rumored to support ONR, “only nutrition required”.

The historic $1 trillion-plus stimulus bill working its way through Congress is rumored to contain a line item for a product designated as an Only Required Nutrition (ORN) food product. The value of the funding and the name of the product are redacted in publicly available records, but those who have seen the “black” version of the bill's markup purport that the product is the consumable clean energy source developed in the 60s in case of wide spread quarantines. The liquid, developed under the Code Name: Kill Cliff, has drawn controversy due to the panic buying in several markets. But on-line sale are soaring amidst the possibility that it is the perfect drink at the perfect time. We reached out to the parent company, but have not received a response.

× September 22, 1999
Dear Sir,

After taking a deeper look into monumental sports records and statistics, and their relationship with the classified, purified clean liquid energy source (developed under the Code Name: Kill Cliff) there seem to be some interesting finding. Code Name: KillCliff was created by a division of Langley Covert Ops the in the late 1960's with the goal of becoming the first ever life sustaining drink. Code Name: KillCliff has since drifted in and out of American sports folklore.
Upon further investigation, the famous “flu game” on June 11th, 1997, where Chicago Bulls star Michael Jordan put up 38 points in 44 minutes under “flu-like symptoms,” has drawn speculation that Ode Name: KillCliff was used to enhance Jordan's performance. At the time, Michael Jordan's personal trainer was a man named Tim Grover. That same Tim Grover, was a consultant for the LCO from 1968-1976. Grover, after leaving the liquid enhancement project, continued his quest of improving the physical body. As Jordan's trainer, he was able to help Mike soar to new heights each season, as Jordan is considered one of, if not, the greatest basketball players of all time. Jordan had a tremendous track record of staying healthy, and performing at top shape no matter the situation.
It is mind boggling that someone with the flu, or food poisoning, would be able to compete at the highest level, against the best competition, and outperform everyone while playing the whole game. 17 years later, when Code Name: KillCliff was mentioned in a news report, reporters questioned Grover whether he introduced Code Name: KillCliff into Michael Jordan's nutritional diet. Grover quickly denied, with a flustered response of “I have no idea what that is, next question.”
With Code Name: KillCliffs' revolutionary ingredients, made to enhance recovery, performance, and stimulation, it would seem to most people that Michael Jordan and his trainer are familiar with the clean energy source. It's hard to determine whether KC contributed to the outcome of the flu game but we do know that Jordan stayed at the top for almost his entire career and that a liquid such as KillCliff, connected with his trainer & the LCO, could have given Jordan an edge over his competition.

Sincerely,
William K. Clifford